July 2012
"How have you ever got laid?"
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
“College was a very drunk time… for three different girls.. OOOHHHHH”
dietchola:
why did susie fall off the swing?
she had no arms
knock knock
who’s there?
not susie
We gotta make some changes. Gotta change the way...
June 2012
It should be illegal for shirts to be over 20 dollars.
•♥•Memewhore•♥•: youwantthegift: Girl: Hey, what... →
youwantthegift:
Girl: Hey, what happened last night?
Louis C.K.: What?
Girl: How come we didn’t have sex?
Louis C.K.: Cause you didn’t want to.
Girl: Yes I did, I was really into it.
Louis C.K.: Why did you keep stopping me?
Girl: Cause I wanted you to just go for it.
Louis…
I've officially seen Thor.
It was about time. Damn Tom Hiddleston, y u so fine?!
